Because I like to document things, these things have been accumulating in a special list. It recently occurred to me that after two years, the list is ripe for blogging.
Rest assured this list will get longer over time.
•Get your foot out of the trash can.
•Don't bite blankets.
•I want you to stay out of the bushes.
•Don't play soccer out the window.
•Get your foot out of the box.
•Get my shoe out of your mouth.
•Let's not eat sticks.
•Can you get off the fire pit, maybe?
•Get your finger out of that hole.
•Let me finish pooping and I'll get you some stickers.
•Your graham cracker's going to get soaking wet.
•Please be careful with your head.
•Stop trying to break the house.
•People in Maine wear socks. They just do.
•Don't wipe your hands on the couch. Wipe them on my pants.
•Don't squeeze your body into places it doesn't fit.